At some point, the future awaits. Whether it’s today, this year, or next, I really should consider buying my own home. Yes, I have a honey of a deal where I live now: the best roommate anyone could ask for, an exquisite home in which to live, etc. But, nor do I want to cramp Roomie’s style indefinitely.
ANYway, I got a lead on a house today that’s perfect! It’s just the right size, and, should my personal life really pick up the pace, I can assign 1,000 square feet to myself and 11 man-friends (a modest harem, if you will).
I mean, seriously, who DOESN’T need three (3) kitchenettes and a coffee bar?!?
Who DOESN’T need six (6) living rooms?!?
What little girl DOESN’T dream of living in her very own castle?!
I tell you what: this girl will be growing out her hair Rapunzel-style tout de suite!